It's always a tricky thing…
Let me tell u a story:
Let me tell u a story:
Once a upon a time, somewhere in Borneo Island…
A boy asked his mother,
Boy: Mum, can I ask you a serious question?
Mother: Go ahead, honey.
Boy: Why is big sister’s name “Moonchild”?
Mother: *smiling* That’s because she was concieved when the full moon was up, sweetheart.
Boy: Then why is big brother called “Thundersky”?
Mother: Well, that’s because there was this big thunderstorm outside during the first night your dad and I spent together.
Boy: Okay… so why is little sis’ called “Cornflower”, then?
Mother: Because your dad and I were in a cornfield when we made her, darling.
Boy: *ponders deeply*…..
Mother: …tell me, TornRubber, why do you ask???
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